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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

"Hey ya'll; wartch this!"

There’s an old joke: What are a redneck’s last words? “Hey ya’ll, wartch this!” As I just shamelessly cribbed an old joke, I’ll continue the trend by taking a line from Al Gore. “I invented the Darwin Awards.” Okay, not really. But hey, I’m astonished I’m still around considering the extraordinarily... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 27, 2009

The things we do...

Rock and roll may not save your mortal soul, but it can sooth the savage beast. More specifically, everyone needs an outlet. Mine is playing music. Oh sure, some can occasionally get a Strat sighting, say, on a golf course working on my regionally famous whole-body spasm that is my golf swing and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

The horror...the horror...

You think you’re alone on the highway. You’ve been bothered by this thing all afternoon, but too many people were around. Glancing into your rear view mirror, you see no one else nearby. At last! You can, for lack of a more delicate way of putting this, finally start digging for silver in a gold... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Bringing up baby, as it were...

So it’s time for another installment of the Chronicles of Sunny, our 12-week-old Corgi. Like all proud parents, my Beloved and I are convinced this little fellow is the smartest, most handsome young fellow who ever lived. Like all childless couples who talk too much to their pets, we also have a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Seventh grade American Gigolo

So a friend of mine was complaining about some personal hygiene product that was supposed to not only make him not offend, but would make women crawl all over him in a pile of nubile, naked young bodies. The stuff is called "Axe" I believe, and strangely enough, it did not live up to its advertised... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Modern phone etiquette

A few years back, I was out walking with the dog when we ran into a friend of the family, also on a walk. We caught up for a few minutes, and as everyone else in town would do, she asked about my mother. I told her mom was doing well, always busy, and always, you know, mom. She laughed and said,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Anothe bouncing edition to the family!

You plan and you plan; the time never seems right. Then one day, you realize the time will never be right so you go ahead and do it anyway. No; I’m not talking about having a baby, although this is sort of like that. I’m talking about a new ball of fur, a new squirming, wriggling, high-energy... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 1, 2009

Either passing thoughts, or thoughts on passing...

Eating a dirt sandwich. Taking a dirt nap. Buying a one-way ticket to the marble orchard. I don’t know what put me in this mood, but I’ve been reflecting on mortality more than usual lately. Maybe it’s because last Wednesday was the anniversary of my father’s death. Maybe it’s because it’s been a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Learning the language...

So I got an email awhile back decrying the politically correct movement. Why I keep getting such communications is a mystery to me. It’s a tired old argument that’s not going away. It’s been beaten to death. Besides, everyone who knows me knows already knows I deplore such pusillanimous attempts at... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2009

A few quick reflections

Life has a funny way of throwing curves at you sometimes. I was just thinking that it has been nearly a year since we hauled up stakes and came on down to the lowcountry, effectively starting a brand new chapter in our lives. This time last year, I was perfectly content. My Beloved and I had a great... Sign in to see full entry.

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Flotsam, jetsam, tangled threads and ADD moments. Stupid jokes and esoteric observations. An occasional deep thought, even though I try like hell to weed those out as often as possible. This is just a comfortable place to come get an occasional chuckle or two. And yeah, I left for awhile -- most of us do at one point or another -- and now I am back. I feel no obligation to explain; suffice it to say, "There's no place like home."

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