Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was... Sign in to see full entry.

One must never forget that animals are wild by nature no matter how well-trained they may be. This became apparent years later after one smarty-pants parrot became overwrought when he was forced to face his new life circumstances. President Andrew Jackson bought an African grey parrot in 1827 as a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Although dealing with a snockered husband after a long day of "Me Time" doesn't sound like too much fun. Sign in to see full entry.

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I have walked barefoot outdoors in the snow to fill my bird feeders and not once have I had a sniffle after performing this chore. I only get sick after being out in public where there is a butt ton of humans flocking around. Mainly at Wally World, grocery stores, or the casino where there are... Sign in to see full entry.

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These guys and the house that they lived in were one of my favorite toys when I was a kid. Sign in to see full entry.