Animal Instincts & Pearls of Wisdom

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Saturday, August 26, 2023

If They Cut It Off, She Will Be Forced to Use a Candle

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. "Darling, I have great news...I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, a guy from the electric... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 25, 2023

I Think That They May Want to Specify

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Thursday, August 24, 2023

She Knew by the Smell of Him That Her Wiener Had Misbehaved

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Wednesday, August 23, 2023

A Shocking but True Reality

The backstory to this includes the title of this popular 80s song, Summer of '69, co-written and sung by Canadian Singer Bryan Adams touches on the hard choice of settling down with the love of his life or becoming a rock star, even though the singer claims that it was about the sexual 69 position.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, August 22, 2023

Yee Haw!

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, August 20, 2023

Hope For Breast Cancer from A Pesky Little Critter that Feasts On Sweets

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Saturday, August 19, 2023

A Weekend Groaner for You to Concentrate On

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Wednesday, August 16, 2023

Two Cats at the Record Store Debating Their Favorite Sounds

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Tuesday, August 15, 2023

There Is Always That One Grumpy Butt Who Refuses to Smile

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Monday, August 14, 2023

The Most Peaceful Little Guy That You Will Find at the Bird Feeder

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