Wednesday, February 18, 2026
An 90-year-old man was requested by his doctor to do a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 14, 2026
A Relative Valentine Marriage Groaner
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Friday, February 13, 2026
A Friday the 13th Reminder, If Anything Could Go Wrong, It Did
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Wednesday, February 11, 2026
A Hump Day Groaner to Break Up the Monotony of Depressing News
Teacher: "Johnny, can you use the word “gruesome” in a sentence?" 🤔 Johnny: "Yes ma’am, I used to be shorter, then I gruesome." Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 8, 2026
This Groaner Needs to Be Addressed
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Saturday, February 7, 2026
Who Are You Calling a Bag?
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Tuesday, February 3, 2026
When You're Not Techy, but You Know Your Cookies
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Monday, February 2, 2026
The Groaner That Came Out of Nowhere
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Friday, January 30, 2026
Forgiving Your Enemies
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Wednesday, January 28, 2026
A Wednesday Groaner
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