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Monday, March 20, 2023

Entertainment Night Brings on A Lot of "Oh Shits!"

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizen's Center. Claude the hypnotist explained to the audience, "I'm here to put you all in a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every one of you." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful, antique pocket watch from his coat. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

I Can't Help Myself

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Friday, March 17, 2023

This is A Case Where the Wrong Spelling Can Really Hurt

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Thursday, March 16, 2023

So True, and They Are So Ugly, Especially in Residential Neighborhoods

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One Reason Why I Will Never Be Old

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Wednesday, March 15, 2023

Friends Appear When and Where You Least Expect Them To

Each year in Italy, grazing sheep are moved from the high pastures down to the plains by Donkey nannies. Newborn lambs are unable to make this journey on their own, so instead, they ride in the pouches of a specially made saddle on the back of a donkey or a mule nanny. They are taken down to lower... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 13, 2023

Made In China

A Chinese man flew to Las Vegas on a vacation trip. He took a taxi from Harry Reid International Airport to the Stratosphere Hotel. On his way seeing a bus pass by, he told the taxi driver that in the U.S. buses run very slow but that in China buses run very fast. After some time, they passed under... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 12, 2023

It's Hard to Believe That So Many Young People Are Baffled by This...

Maybe it comes from my British roots, but I was driving a stick shift when I was seventeen. It is my favorite part of driving. Apparently, not everyone agrees, especially for those who are under the age of forty. Car jackings have halted when it comes to vehicles that are equipped with manual... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 11, 2023

While It Lasts, This Is One of the Most Horrible Bed Partners

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Friday, March 10, 2023

No Kisses or Hugs for The Poor Bastard That Walks Through This Door

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