Sunday, May 14, 2023
A woman took her car to her mechanic. She told him, "Every time I take my friends out in my car, there is this terrible smell. It never happens when I'm alone." The mechanic was puzzled, so he said, "OK, let's go for a spin and see what the problem is." Off they went. She drove down a one-way street... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
This is A Super Idea For Those People Who Have Elderly Neighbors
Not everyone has someone to turn to when faced with a need or an emergency, and this is especially true with our aging and elderly neighbors, so one guy came up with this super idea. Kelvin Greer has an older neighbor who lives alone, so he gave her 3 colored pieces of paper for her window which... Sign in to see full entry.
Some of You Might Relate to This Word of the Day...I Know That I Do
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Thursday, May 11, 2023
We Are Losing These Moments with Each New Generation
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Wednesday, May 10, 2023
Getting Royally Screwed in More Ways Than One
The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.” “Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
And That's When John's Story Made a Wrong Turn
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” She said, “Oh, that’s great!... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 8, 2023
Not So Popular Anymore, but I Still Do It...
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Sunday, May 7, 2023
It's Carnival Night in the Bedroom for These Two
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk for hours, they connect, and finally, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, May 5, 2023
This Guy Plans to Take Advantage of the Management's Obvious Malapropism
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Thursday, May 4, 2023
Unexplained Disappearances in An Unforgiving Environment
Thousands of tourists, residents, hikers, and airplanes have vanished without a trace in a large area of land called the Alaskan Triangle, a name that stems from the infamous Bermuda Triangle is an area of wilderness connecting the three city points of Juneau, Barrow, and Anchorage. State troopers... Sign in to see full entry.