As I Get Older, This Makes Perfect Sense to Me
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Saturday, September 2, 2023
Friday, September 1, 2023
It's Absolutely Ridiculous What One Must Do to Talk to An Actual Human
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Thursday, August 31, 2023
The Day That the Doctor Asked Him for A Sperm Count It Went Horribly Wrong
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to do a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, August 30, 2023
I Hear You!
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Monday, August 28, 2023
Things Are Showing Up in U.S. Rivers That Shouldn't Be There at All
Recently Pennsylvania has been dealing with alligator sightings in its creeks and rivers. Now the landlocked state of Idaho just had its first shark sighting when the sudden appearance of a salmon shark was found on the shores of the Salmon River, stunning the local residents. The biggest concern is... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, August 27, 2023
It Looks Like Lucy Was Wishing That Jeannie Would Get Back Into Her Bottle
Despite going to great lengths to avoid Desi's sexual advances while guest starring on the popular I Love Lucy Show for the episode “Country Club Dance,” Barbara Eden was cast as the Ricardos’ neighbor's attractive niece. Lucy and Ethel encourage their husbands to dance with her and they refuse... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, August 26, 2023
The Scary Aunt
A woman comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally is running around the house undressed. So the woman goes to her bedroom to investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed undressed and sweating... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 25, 2023
I Really Would Love to Read Some Good News but It's Hard to Find
And here we go again...I have been following the new COVID variant that is reportedly worse than the previous variants. Apparently, any prior vaccinations are no good against this new highly mutated Pirola monster. COVID-19 hospitalizations jumped 22% this week. The CDC believes that case numbers... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 24, 2023
One of History's Most Endearing Films Became the Center of Controversy
One of history’s most controversial and endearing films was released on August 21, 1942. Nobody could have imagined that upon the film's release, reactions to Bambi would be immediate and extreme. Hunters saw the film as being an anti-hunting film. An Outdoor Life editor stated that it was “the... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, August 23, 2023
Teaching An Old Dog Is Never Easy
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling, "I've never been better, he replies." I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child even though I had a vasectomy forty years ago. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a... Sign in to see full entry.