Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII: TV Relationship Survival Guide

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Sunday, February 3, 2008

TV Relationship Survival Guide

Tip N º 985: When both you and your girlfriend are in bed and hear the noise, do not say "are you?" when she asks if you are going to check it out. She'll feel safe and grateful. And gratitude sex is even better than makeup sex. This is an opportunity for her to make love to her hero. That is... Sign in to see full entry.

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