Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

BFE: The Experimental Escort Business Model

Introducing The Boyfriend Experience Our guys are courteous. Real Gentlemen They'll take time getting to know you. They'll give you a big hug when they first meet you. They'll use your bathroom and put the seat back down before they come out. They'll ask for directions if they can't find something.... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 8:02 PM Comments (1) (permalink)

New Rule for For Health Insurance Providers

When you get a claim from the doctor, Shut up. Don't think. Don't wait the full 45 days and then say you never received the claim. We see through that shit. Don't call me. Don't call the doctor. Write the freaking check. Sign the check. Get out a #9 or #10 envelope. Address the front. Stick the... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 7:29 PM Comments (0) (permalink)

New Rule for guys wanting to take out my friends

You break her heart. I'll break your neck. Sign in to see full entry.

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Oops they did it again

When you send a red file to the printer and ask for blue, don't be surprised if it doesn't look like what you had in mind. Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 5:20 PM Comments (2) (permalink)

Rental Property Managers and Owners

Never rent to anyone who does not own a plunger. If they're calling you the first time the commode backs up and didn't think to go to the store and pay $3 for the damn thing, they're high maintenance and are only going to be trouble in the months to come. The only exception is people who are... Sign in to see full entry.

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