Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Monday, June 25, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

...3 Tequila...Floor

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?" Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the... Sign in to see full entry.

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The Ex-Chronicles: Tales of Crazy Woman #346

Chapter 1: The Erection This was late in 2003. So we were in her doctor's office waiting for her son to come out of the surgical procedure he was having done and she hands me this brochure for Levitra and says, "I think it's the new Viagra." Okay to avoid giving TMI: during nearly all; and there... Sign in to see full entry.

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