Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Not the most desirable witness

LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY AREN'T PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER: IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS, A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY CALLED HIS FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE STAND. HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?" SHE... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 9:11 PM Comments (2) (permalink)

Forget the theater. Order Spider-man 3 on DVD from China for a buck.

Evidently the third installment of the web-swinger is already out on DVD in China for a buck. Sign in to see full entry.

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You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine

(Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael... Sign in to see full entry.

posted by AlienInsomniac at 7:26 PM Comments (1) (permalink)

Words Women Use

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the... Sign in to see full entry.

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