Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII for Wednesday, February 14, 2007

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A terrible invention

Who in hell came up with these turnstile-based toilet paper dispensers? They have them perfectly measured to cause the paper to break off sheet by sheet when you are trying to GET PAPER!!! Sign in to see full entry.

You know it’s time to put the headphones on and turn on the music when

your coworker stands up at his desk, waves his hands back and forth and says "EEEE WOOGIE WOOGIE WOOOGIE WOO" not once, but twice. Now to wait for the other dodo bird to crash through the ceiling to mate with him. Sign in to see full entry.

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