PUBLIC DONATIONS FOR CONGRESS SOUGHT A driver was stuck in a huge traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're demanding a $100 million dollar ransom," the man replied. "Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire," he added. "We are going from car to car, house to house, collecting... Sign in to see full entry.