A WOMAN'S DICTIONARY Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Argument - A discussion that occurs when you`re right, but he just hasn`t realized it yet. Blonde jokes - Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Clothes dryer - An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda - A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts. Exercise - To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Hardware... Sign in to see full entry.