The swine flu, Andrew "Dice" Clay, and ME! What a disparate TRIO!
As soon as the swine flu epidemic became public knowledge, I heard that Andrew “ Dice ” Clay locked himself inside a bank vault, vowing to not come back out, until all danger of contagion had passed. He probably feared that the swine influenza bug would mutate into his very worst nightmare, “The Chauvinist Pig Flu.” After they learned of his self-incarceration, I heard that dozens of militant women NOW members invaded his bank, and welded the vault door permanently shut, from the outside. I... Sign in to see full entry.