Beleive it or not, this happens all the time, at the Northsage household!
Last night, just as it was becoming dark, I saw our friendly neighborhood opossum climbing up onto our pump house again. Pat the ‘possum thinks that she is a cat. It sounds like I’m slandering her but the truth is that all opossums are monumentally stupid. They are a bit higher up the evolutionary ladder than mollusks and catfish, but only a rung or two. They are not evil; in fact I think that that particular distinction is exclusive to intelligent bipedal primates. Evil requires intent and... Sign in to see full entry.