I sometimes have to get creative to hear from my friend, Dave
David, I can only assume that as you disembarked at work from your car, a mighty gust of wind slammed your door on all ten of your fingers, breaking them all and making it impossible to type. I know that one could try typing with one’s tongue but seeing the letters from a couple inches away from one’s typing appendage would take long hours of practice. I would never ask you to do this and never expect you to volunteer to try. You probably bit off part of your tongue when your fingers got... Sign in to see full entry.