Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Saturday, July 18, 2009

The basis of this joke originated from a posting by Alien Female. I always fine-tune the delivery of any joke that I retell. My apologies and thanks to her. A boy was riding his bicycle home from school. A sparrow flew into his helmet and dropped, quivering to the ground. The boy picked the sparrow up and, because it was badly injured, he took it home with him, hoping that the bird might recover. He got an old canary cage, placed the unconscious bird inside, with water and a piece of bread, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Here is another joke that I have decided to recycle, because after a year or three, all jokes become fresh and new, again. Hope you enjoy it! Guy A secretary in a large company thought that she was stuck in a lower level job than her talent entitled her to, because she had small breasts. She consulted several plastic surgeons but couldn’t afford their prices ($5,000 minimum) for breast augmentation surgery. Finally a low cost surgeon told her of a new option she could afford, ($200!) but it was... Sign in to see full entry.