Guy's blog about life with pets in northern mich. for Monday, October 22, 2007

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Monday, October 22, 2007

Focused devotion to what's important to you!

Here’s a story that I heard about an inner city wino, (is there any other kind?) He scoured every dumpster, looking for deposit bottles, so he could buy a pint of “cough medicine.” Finally, he had accumulated enough of them to buy a pint of Mogen David 20/20, (Mad Dog) cough medicine, and entered his local party store. As he left the store, happily admiring his purchase and then tucking the bottle into his back pocket, he waited on the corner for the light to change. A bus was turning the corner... Sign in to see full entry.

The dreaded "Testerone poisoning!" Males beware!

Baby is feeling much better these last few days. I really expected that he would be grateful to us for relieving his torment but instead he blames me causing the problem in the first place. It seems that since we don’t allow him to pester the sleek sultry temptress, Gidget, who lives next door, his health was threatened. She is a Doberman and three times his height. This little dog really thinks BIG and doesn’t want to take no for an answer. He actually thinks that I should hold him up off the... Sign in to see full entry.

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