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Wednesday, April 23, 2003

SUPER-SUCK IN BAGHDAD

SUPER VACUUM CREATED; IRAQI ART CLEANED OUT Baghdad Sucks Big, Witnesses Horrified - Mark Fisher BAGHDAD, Iraq April 15, 2003 Brig. Gen. Vincent Brooks said Tuesday that forces entering Baghdad were involved in "very intense combat," and in removing the regime and conducting military operations, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 17, 2003

OPERATION UNENDING BLITZER

CNN VOWS TO CONTINUE WAR EFFORT “OPERATION UNENDING BLITZER” WILL CONTINIUE ATLANTA, Ga. April 13, 2003 Cable News Network LP, LLLP ("CNN") announced today that, regardless of the apparent overthrow of Saddam Hussein’s regime in Iraq, it would continue to provide ceaseless war coverage long after... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 11, 2003

"SURVEY SAYS....YOU DIE!!!"

HUSSEIN TARGETS TV GAMES SHOWS Hollywood Squares, Family Feud included in ‘Axis of Daytime Evil’ - Mark FIsher BURBANK, Ca. April 11, 2003 Iraq 's disposed despot, Saddam Hussein, has reportedly shown signs of mounting a new offensive. Astoundingly, this new attack is on American soil. Entertainment... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2003

SAHAF-LESS IN BAGHDAD...THE HORROR!

SAHAF NOT SEEN; SATIRISTS FEAR THE WORST BAGHDAD, Iraq April 9, 2003 Iraq's Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, did not make his daily broadcast to the Iraqi people today, causing uneasy speculation that the intriguing representative may no longer deliver the factual accounts of events in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 8, 2003

Red Hot Grill

SAHAF ANOUNCES NEW OFFENSIVE ‘GRILLING, SUICIDE AND NAME-CALLING’ UNLEASHED - Mark Fisher BAGHDAD, Iraq April 8, 2003 Iraq 's Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, announced a new, three-pronged Iraqi offensive today while assuring the Iraqi people that “ Baghdad is safe and secure’. This... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 6, 2003

1-800-AIR IRAQ

MAGIC SHOW AT S.I.A. - Mark Fisher BAGHDAD, Iraq April 5, 2003 Iraq's Information Minister, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, denied reports today that U.S. Army and Marine forces were in the Iraqi capital, saying the Americans were playing tricks. “What the Americans are doing, is being done with through... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mafia Don Saddam

BAGHDAD, IRAQ. April 4, 2003 - Mark Fisher In a stunning new twist in the Battle for Baghdad, Saddam Hussein spoke to the Iraqi people via a taped television address today, calling for a new offensive by the Elite Repeat Offender Criminal Guard. “Let the criminals lose”, a steadfast Saddam... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 2, 2003

PETA Chicken Fight in Iraq!

NORFOLK, VA. April 1, 2003 PETA, the Virginia-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals organization announced today that it would immediately be sending troops to Iraq to combat the ‘…rampant and repeated misuse of chickens, dolphins, pigeons, dolphins and sea lions by the U.S.-led... Sign in to see full entry.

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