https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/Satire news and commentary on events that may or may not have really happened. With fancy snapshots, too!hourly12000-01-01T12:00+00:00https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/307165NEW ORLEANS, La. – The civic spirit that long held New Orleans atop the rankings of Skuzziest Places to Live in America returned to the Big Easy this weekend as police officers kicked the living shit out of an old drunken Negro. 64 year-old Robert Davis was loitering outside a bar in the cesspool...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/289744In the wake of Pat Robertson’s appeal for the Bush administration to “take out” Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, God has voiced a plea to Pat Robertson to kill Pat Robertson. “That’s it,” said the Almighty to Robertson during taping of Robertson’s The 700 Club. “I know I’m all-forgiving and all,...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/286683Actress Demi Moore, suffering from a celebrity strain of Chronic Boytoyitis, says that actor Ashton Kutcher of “That 70’s Show” is her true love and soul mate. Moore, 42, and Kutcher, 27, have been inseparable since meeting two years ago. The couple recently moved into a new home in Hollywood...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/275552LOS ANGELES, Ca – Millions of women worldwide, learning that actor Brad Pitt checked himself into a Los Angeles area hospital Monday night complaining of flu-like symptoms, came down with what analyst are describing as “sympathy symptoms” for the 41 year-old star of Mr. & Mrs. Smith and a bunch...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/273043CHALLANS, France - The 2005 Tour de Country Full of Jellyfish began Saturday with the US's Lance Armstrong, 6-time winner of the event, making a bid for an unprecedented 7th victory to carry him into cycling retirement. I've been in this God-forsaken Land of Endless Offenses for a week now, and...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/270900LOS ANGELES, Ca – Despite competition from anemic, pasty-white men dressed in day-glow latex hot pants and yellow platform lumberjack boots, Tom Cruise surpassed the entire world population of parading homos on Sunday as the Most Ridiculous Human Spectacle on Earth. Cruise, who recently won the...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/269270Demonstrating grace and an inexorable allure that can only be achieved through practiced decorum, etiquette and an eighty-bajillion dollar bank account, Kathy Hilton, stiffly-coiffed Matron Babe and mother of heiresses Paris, premiered last night on NBC’s newest reality show, I Want to Be a...https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/265490PARIS – Paris officials pulled out all the stops Sunday in a bid to host the 2012 Olympics, with hundreds of frenzied workers erecting exhibits for various venues intended to highlight French mastery of such sports as Invading Country Appeasement, Spineless Back-Stabbing and Smelling Really Bad....https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/263461WASHINGTON – The identity of “Deep Throat”, legendary star of the 1972 movie that forever changed the stature of pornography in American culture, was revealed in a national magazine on Tuesday. W. Mark Felt Sr., 91, was the No. 2 man at the FBI during the turbulent Watergate era of the 1970’s....https://www.blogit.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx/mark2556/261505BAGHDAD – World reaction to a photograph of former Iraqi president Saddam Hussein clad only in his underpants reached a fevered pitch this week, prompting the United Nations to call for a full investigation into the horrific incident. The photo, published front-page last week in Britain ’s The...