OKAY, I'M SOBBING NOW...ARE YE HAPPY???!
Damn the Scots!... What is it about me that makes every single Scotsman I've ever known (bar one) want to make me weep inconsolably? My friend Kenny, the greatest Elvis impersonator EVER, used to pick me up into his arms every night and carry me round while singing "ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT" in my... Sign in to see full entry.