'ALLO, ALLO! EPISODE ONE
BONJOUR FROM CAFÉ RENE! Episode one: THE BRITISH ARE COMING! Welcome to café Rene! Please take a seat and enjoy our misadventures! We can most definitely promise you will never look at war the same way again! Rene Artois is a simple man who wants nothing more than to live quietly. Alas, his life is... Sign in to see full entry.