The Men I Have Dated

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Saturday, May 3, 2008

I read the book the Rules and I don't follow it. Spanish lesson also.

I read Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus. I also read The Rules over and over. However, it says men are supposed to initiate and I don't follow that. It also says you are not supposed to call a man and I don't follow that eiter. I suppose I fail in the rules category. Now for a Spanish... Sign in to see full entry.

You know what I've concluded...

I always seem to write about men and I suppose it is something I will never grow out of, although I do have hope. But I like men that don't initiate sex. It's sort of wierd and some women can find that annoying to always have to initiate. But I find it sexy. The men that I stay with and go back to... Sign in to see full entry.

I want to get back with Tommy

God help me now. I tried calling his phone, but it is disconnected. That is just like him. Spending all his Western Unions on drugs. But you don't understand how handsome, how funny, how charismatic, how respectful, how wonderful he truly is. I know I shouldn't call him when his phone is connected.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 2, 2008

I am really crazy and I'll tell you why

I am really quite out of my mind and I'll tell you why. I think, maybe Stephan King is reading my blog entries. And while this may be a delusion, at least I know it is which puts me ahead. At least I'm not thinking that Jay Leno, Conan O'Brian, and David Letterman have a special secret relationship... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

I told my therapist about the Newport saga

I told my therapist about the Newport saga. She thinks I'm going through my manic phase. I also told her about my one night stand. She really thinks it's my manic phase. I guess I tell my therapist too much, but what the hell right? She is used to hearing my sagas. I also told her that I bribed... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 28, 2008

I am sorry for being perverse

Please understand that I do not mean to be perverse. I just thought it was a funny story. Sign in to see full entry.

The new saga, Patrick

Well you see, well...umm how do I put this? Well I had a pack of Newports which are Patricks favorite brand. He was smoking the cherry cigarette cigars, which are terrible, but cheap. So I made him a proposition. I asked Marlene and Benny what I should bribe Patrick with for the Newports. Marlene... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

A New Synopsis-Tommy

So me and Tommy met in the hospital. I couldn't believe that he liked me. He was exceedingly handsome. We hung out in the hospital and walked the hallways together. I couldn't believe how much food he could eat. I had quit smoking cigarettes for a number of days, but I wanted fresh air and I wanted... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 21, 2008

The Men I Have Dated

Where shall I start? You see I have dated a lot of men. Let us start with Tommy. Tommy was quite a handsome man. He had looks to die for. He was extremely funny and charismatic. But Tommy had a drug problem, actually drug problems. He took crack and cocaine and methodone pills amongst other pills.... Sign in to see full entry.

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