Warped thoughts: Snake Eyes.

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Snake Eyes.

The Bronx Zoo has lost a snake. Now New Yorkers have something else to worry about. The snake, a young Cobra has gone missing. The snake is poisonous and a known member of a juvenile gang, New Yorkers are warned not to make eye-contact. Snake gangs often have the initiation ritual that requires new recruits to escape and cause general panic. The snake most likely will seek someplace it thinks is safe until it gets hungry or thirsty. Patrons of bars and delis are asked to exercise caution.... Sign in to see full entry.

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