A pun you’ll get a kick out of
I once met a girl who was beyond any I had ever met. We melded on every level and she was a vision of beauty to make Venus De Milo green with envy. We married and on our wedding night she removed her shoes to reveal feet devoid of even the tiniest hint of a digit. Well I had to leave right then and there, I suppose it’s my fault, you see (wait for it) I’m lack toes intolerant! If you think that’s a long way to go for a pun, I’d walk a mile for a carmel. If, right now you want to hit me over the... Sign in to see full entry.