Why did the chicken cross the road?
Was the rooster on the other side? Why did the road allow the chicken to cross it in the first place? Perhaps it was that this chicken was no middle of the roader, it knew whether its glass was half full or half empty and further whether that distinction was vertical or horizontal. Is the road defined by the stripe down the middle or is it the other way around? Roads with broad shoulders are called freeways even though they are far from free and while you are on them you are not free to do... Sign in to see full entry.