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Do you think Matt Dillon knew martial arts? Warning, this is for people of a certain age, nod-nod, wink-wink. In an emergency, for contraceptive purposes women can use soda pop, shake it up good, take the lid off and spray, well, you know where. The favorite beverage for this task? Mountain Douche, of course. Speaking of Hey Diddle Diddle, the cat and the fiddle, isn’t it ironic that the cat plays a fiddle considering what the strings were made of in those days? Who was the most famous feline... Sign in to see full entry.