Does my ass make these jeans look fat?
Somehow I wonder if that isn’t the real question. Couples face a minefield of questions like that, questions for which there is no right answer. Wife: Are you going to wear that? Husband: Uh, no, I was just teasing. (But inside his head he is thinking – Hell yes I am going to wear this. Why else would I have it on?) And the classic. Wife: Do these jeans make my ass look fat? Husband: Why no darlin’ you look just like the day I met you, it must be these cheap made in China mirrors. (But inside... Sign in to see full entry.