Don’t you know that’s how it would be
I was squinting into the setting sun as I finished mowing my lawn when I saw it. Headed right for me was what appeared to be a hubcap from a 1956 Ford Thunderbird but my neighbor and I had reached an agreement that I would stop singing while I mowed and he would stop flinging hubcaps at me. Ok, I’ll admit I was humming but I seriously doubted anyone could hear it above the roar of the mower. I lost consciousness at that point and was unaware that I had been whisked aboard an alien spacecraft for... Sign in to see full entry.