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Too funny! You are always a treat to read! sam
posted by
sam444
on June 29, 2009 at 4:34 PM
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Your alien abduction
Food,
I am glad that they let you go, because they weren't collecting unique specimens of humanity. I thought that aliens only absconded with fishermen with a beer in one hand, another in t'other, and named Bubba and Cooter. Oh yeah, I heard that for some reason, aliens have a numerical limitation of maximum number of teeth allowable for abductees, too. (or TWO?) If they fly around in '56 Ford hubcaps, they must be quite small. Even just a few teeth would make us pretty scary looking to tiny green guys! Well if I was you, I'd pay the neighbor kid to cut your grass, it's safer to stay inside, under the covers. Too bad about the probing, Probey. (I'm watching too much NCIS!)
One final question, did they ask where they could apply for a green card? If not, they must not have been "undocumented aliens" or already have married Americans! Keep a sharp eye out for greenish tinged dwarf kids, with antennae!
Guy
posted by
northsage_45
on June 29, 2009 at 1:52 AM
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