Warped thoughts: How deep are your pockets?

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Wednesday, April 18, 2007

How deep are your pockets?

Could you buy Chrysler for a cool $42 billion? I looked in my sock and I don’t think they will accept 5 stinky toes. But who would want to pay that much for an automaker in trouble? I guess that comes with the wisdom of having a crapload of cash on hand. When I read about it in the paper I was shocked. Mostly, because I dropped my hairdryer in the bathtub in surprise. Let me tell you, DO NOT try that in your own home. Do it in someone else’s home so you can sure them for a cajillion dollars and... Sign in to see full entry.

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