Warped thoughts: What the instructions forgot to mention

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Saturday, April 7, 2007

What the instructions forgot to mention

Assembly is the reverse of disassembly. Yeah, you’ve seen it before, but it’s never quite that easy. They don’t tell you where to find all the springs, washers, ribitizers, gowallagings and whatzitz that flew to every corner of the room. Nor do they mention that since your original unit was shipped on the Mayflower, new technology has since rendered the carcass of whatever you are trying to fix, just that, a carcass. I just finished putting a new light fixture in my garage. On the surface, it... Sign in to see full entry.

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