Attention news buffs, the naked truth.
This just in, news buff watches news in the nude, dude judged as lewd. A man from Dense Forest, New Jersey was recently brought before judge Throan Thebookacha on charges of lewd conduct. He was observed watching the evening news attired in nothing more than his birthday suit. In laying out the charges, prosecutor Hedun Good spelled out the specificity of the violation. Neighbors had observed the man, eating supper, naked in front of the TV. They at first were content to ignore him until he ate... Sign in to see full entry.