Warped thoughts: The English langwage

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Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The English langwage

How are yew at spelling? I spell finely myself. This is a test …….. it is only a test …… I am intentionally using the wrong words to illustrate the phallic cymbals of spell check. Do not attempt this in your own home, weather or knot it is on the range. “Auntie Em, Auntie Em, the house fell on the cook stove!” “Well Dorothy, how else can you have home on the range?” “Now who’s that knocking on the door at one hour before eleven and one hour after nine?” “Obviously, it’s the ten man, if only he... Sign in to see full entry.

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