What if Shakespeare had written a soap opera?
Crapload News has just discovered long-lost William Shakespeare manuscripts that reveal the bard of Avon was an early-day Soap Opera writer. Reporter Don T. Beeleevit secured copies of Romeo and Juliet, the sequel and says they put a whole new light on the master of Iambic pentameter. The scene opens: Juliet- “Romeo, Romeo, therefore art thou dear Romeo.” Romeo- “Juliet, what the f— er, I mean Juliet how coulds’t this be? T’was with my own two eyes, one upon each side of my nose that I didst see... Sign in to see full entry.