A new Church is born
And they want to help you clean up your act. At least if we are to believe Church head honcho Nosin Yerbiznez. Crapload News has yet another exclusive that will (most likely) have you mumbling “holy crap” to yourself. This sect, from the outskirts of Salt Lake City, Utah has some rather unusual tenets, to say the least according to top news ace Buick Riviera. Operating under the mantra, “cleanliness is next to Godliness” the church demands neatness and it is the custom to go to the homes of all... Sign in to see full entry.