Crapload News exclusive, “The Davinci Code II” in works
Don’t put away those picket signs just yet. According to an exclusive report from crack(pot) reporter, Ben Loony, an even more shocking and if possible, less truthful sequel is on the way. Revealed for the first time is the story of the second son of God no one knew about. Tentatively titled, “Brokeback Davinci Code” this is the story of the gay brother of Jesus Christ, Juan Nita. Yes, the Catholic Church has vehemently denied these rumors, a spokesman replies to the news thus, “Hey, have we... Sign in to see full entry.