Warped thoughts: Keith Richards swings.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Keith Richards swings.

Well, who knows what he was doing in a Palm tree, but one thing we all know, when he left the tree, he had a great fall. I don’t know if the King’s horses or Men were involved, but I don’t think anyone can put Keith back together again. Reports have it he was drinking Vodka all day, and then had switched to Rum that evening. Ah, the life of the idol rich. I seriously doubt if Keith knew what he was doing in that tree and he probably thought the bump on the head was hangover related. There’s a... Sign in to see full entry.

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