Clown school
Anymore, you have to have a degree to be a clown. So, of course, one goes to clown school. They save a lot of money on transportation, instead of a big long yellow bus, all the students get out of one ’57 VW beetle with flowers painted on it. The other day I got in trouble for leaving my whoopee cushion home. The class clown gig was already taken, so I decided to become the class grouch. Monica Lewinsky was in our class, she wanted to see if it was true about the size of a man’s shoes in... Sign in to see full entry.