George Washington on money.
Old George had a sweet deal, his own picture on the dollar bill, money and an ID all rolled into one. Border Guard: “May I see your ID?” George Washington: “Certainly, it’s my good side, don’t you think?” BG: “Hey, are you trying to bribe me or something?” GW: “No, not unless that’s what it’s going to take.” Not only that, George had those famous organic fiber false teeth. Personally, I think it would be cool to have teeth made of the finest birch, wooden chew? Sign in to see full entry.