Warped thoughts: Star Warp

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Friday, July 15, 2005

Star Warp

A great graceful white spacecraft travels silently through space unaware of the funny looking craft skulking along in its wake, a ship that looks like a Frisbee with a couple of firecrackers duct taped to it. Yoda: “So, Mr. spacecraft driver, where now we are? There are we yet?” C3PO: “I am hardly a mister, Master Yoda and I haven’t a clue. I mean have you ever tried folding a map of outer space? It’s really really big you know.” Darth Vader: “Hiss……Suuuck……Hisss……..Sssuuuuuuccckkk.” C3PO: “Some... Sign in to see full entry.

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