Johnny Depp thoughts.
It must have been confusing on the set of Edward Scissorhands. Confusing because they had to start the scenes with “cut!” And what of Edward’s less fortunate brother Phil Pie Plate Hands? Hollywood is set to make a movie about Phil starring (who else) Johnny Depp. The plot is Phil Pie Plate Hands gets captured by some fierce pirates who mean him no good. Our hero soon has the scalawags eating out of his hands, don’t you know. When he finally returns to his unbelievably good looking fiancée she... Sign in to see full entry.