Woman marries Eiffel Tower…
Honeymoons in Paris! Ya think? A 37 year old named Erika La Tour Eiffel (now) has an unusual condition called Objectum-Sexuality or a severe fetish for inanimate objects. What I want to know is, who gave away the groom? Only in France could the groom remain erect through the whole ceremony. Did they consummate the marriage? STOP THAT! I’m sorry, I can’t help it, the whole thing is too ludicrous not to be real. I keep having thoughts like, “hey, if she’s pregnant, will she give birth to an... Sign in to see full entry.