Aries Stop yourself from gaining weight: Wrap your midriff in aluminum foil to block the CIA’s orbital stomach-control lasers. Taurus Despite your efforts to be a romantic hero, you will gradually evolve into a postmodern plot device. Gemini You've delivered babies, changed their diapers and taught... Sign in to see full entry.
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