Blogopoly

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

He's Becoming A Regular Of Our Show

SuccessWarrior: The death of some prisoners at Gitmo is a "serious concern". President Bush: It most certainly is. SW: 3 prisoners? W: Any is too many. SW: How about all the people that are being killed in your holy war for world domination and corporate greed? W: Terrism has to be fought. We cannot... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

This Has Got To Be One Of The Hardest Jobs On The Planet

SuccessWarrior: There are a lot of hard jobs out there but this definately has to be one of the hardest. Please welcome Paris Hilton's publicist to the Blogopoly set Elliot Mintz: Thank you and you don't even know the half of it. SW: Then you're doing a good job. I'll bet you could tell some... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 9, 2006

A Sure Fire Way To Move Up In The Rankings

SuccessWarrior: We all know it but not many of us use it. Welcome to Blogopoly. R. Kelly: Thank you for allowing me a forum where I can profess my innocence. SW: Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha. My booking agent is a devious bastard, I have to say. RK: What do you mean? SW: Innocence? You taped yourself... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Well, Well, Well, The New Words Never Seem To Cease

SuccessWarrior: What am I talking about good bloggers? The mashing together of two words to make a new word. I used to know what the official category of these new words were but I have lost the meaning in the bottom of the trivia drawer of my mind. Welcome to Blogopoly Britney Spears' "manny".... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, June 7, 2006

A Loss Of Control

SuccessWarrior: The internet has changed everything but people still resist it. Resistance is futile. The latest futility? Hello! Magazine is sending Cease And Desist letters to everyone that is showing picture of their cover on the internet. How does this effect you? Hello! Magazine: It's theft. We... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

The Battle Over Words

SuccessWarrior: Looking over the news, I know why I pick on entertainers so much. Looking at the news, so much of it is about death and not funny death like some idiot jumping into a lion's pit. Entertainers on the other hand often have news about them that I can mock without remorse. Welcome... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, June 5, 2006

Taking Out The Middleman, No Romans In This Interview

SuccessWarrior: I thought I would give the politicians and movie stars a break today and interview someone with a more humble attitude. As the Preacher of The Holy Church of Blog, I thought this was interesting. Today, please welcome the winner of a recent duel, a lioness from Kiev. Welcome to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, June 3, 2006

I Know Many Of You Think I'm Clowing Around, This May Prove You Right

SuccessWarrior: Let me first start off with a couple of paragraphs from Reuters about changes in hospitals: When these patients check into a hospital, they are increasingly likely to find themselves in a room with a wider doorway than the 42-inch standard, a bed that holds up to 1,000 pounds and a... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Okay, Now Maybe It's Too Much

SuccessWarrior: As is typical, there is a lack of concern for other people's problems but when it strikes close to home, or rather, when it strikes home, it's a whole different story. Isn't that so? Dennis Hastert: I wouldn't say that there is a lack of concern for other people. SW: House Speaker... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Back again in the studio is the "Decider."

SuccessWarrior: So, you're the decider? Is that anything like the Punisher or the Violator? George W. Bush: If those people have the last word, yes. SW: Would you say that you make the most decisions in the world? W: I'm probably one of the decidiest people in the world, yes. SW: Is that a little... Sign in to see full entry.