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Sunday, June 11, 2006He's Becoming A Regular Of Our ShowSuccessWarrior: The death of some prisoners at Gitmo is a "serious concern". President Bush: It most certainly is. SW: 3 prisoners? W: Any is too many. SW: How about all the people that are being killed in your holy war for world domination and corporate greed? W: Terrism has to be fought. We cannot... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:10 AM Viewer Feedback (1) (permalink) Saturday, June 10, 2006This Has Got To Be One Of The Hardest Jobs On The PlanetSuccessWarrior: There are a lot of hard jobs out there but this definately has to be one of the hardest. Please welcome Paris Hilton's publicist to the Blogopoly set Elliot Mintz: Thank you and you don't even know the half of it. SW: Then you're doing a good job. I'll bet you could tell some... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:48 AM Viewer Feedback (4) (permalink) Friday, June 9, 2006A Sure Fire Way To Move Up In The RankingsSuccessWarrior: We all know it but not many of us use it. Welcome to Blogopoly. R. Kelly: Thank you for allowing me a forum where I can profess my innocence. SW: Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha. My booking agent is a devious bastard, I have to say. RK: What do you mean? SW: Innocence? You taped yourself... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:39 AM Viewer Feedback (0) (permalink) Thursday, June 8, 2006Well, Well, Well, The New Words Never Seem To CeaseSuccessWarrior: What am I talking about good bloggers? The mashing together of two words to make a new word. I used to know what the official category of these new words were but I have lost the meaning in the bottom of the trivia drawer of my mind. Welcome to Blogopoly Britney Spears' "manny".... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 12:43 PM Viewer Feedback (0) (permalink) Wednesday, June 7, 2006A Loss Of ControlSuccessWarrior: The internet has changed everything but people still resist it. Resistance is futile. The latest futility? Hello! Magazine is sending Cease And Desist letters to everyone that is showing picture of their cover on the internet. How does this effect you? Hello! Magazine: It's theft. We... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:03 AM Viewer Feedback (2) (permalink) Tuesday, June 6, 2006The Battle Over WordsSuccessWarrior: Looking over the news, I know why I pick on entertainers so much. Looking at the news, so much of it is about death and not funny death like some idiot jumping into a lion's pit. Entertainers on the other hand often have news about them that I can mock without remorse. Welcome... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:08 AM Viewer Feedback (0) (permalink) Monday, June 5, 2006Taking Out The Middleman, No Romans In This InterviewSuccessWarrior: I thought I would give the politicians and movie stars a break today and interview someone with a more humble attitude. As the Preacher of The Holy Church of Blog, I thought this was interesting. Today, please welcome the winner of a recent duel, a lioness from Kiev. Welcome to... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:44 AM Viewer Feedback (2) (permalink) Saturday, June 3, 2006I Know Many Of You Think I'm Clowing Around, This May Prove You RightSuccessWarrior: Let me first start off with a couple of paragraphs from Reuters about changes in hospitals: When these patients check into a hospital, they are increasingly likely to find themselves in a room with a wider doorway than the 42-inch standard, a bed that holds up to 1,000 pounds and a... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 8:37 AM Viewer Feedback (2) (permalink) Wednesday, May 24, 2006Okay, Now Maybe It's Too MuchSuccessWarrior: As is typical, there is a lack of concern for other people's problems but when it strikes close to home, or rather, when it strikes home, it's a whole different story. Isn't that so? Dennis Hastert: I wouldn't say that there is a lack of concern for other people. SW: House Speaker... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:34 AM Viewer Feedback (0) (permalink) Tuesday, April 18, 2006Back again in the studio is the "Decider."SuccessWarrior: So, you're the decider? Is that anything like the Punisher or the Violator? George W. Bush: If those people have the last word, yes. SW: Would you say that you make the most decisions in the world? W: I'm probably one of the decidiest people in the world, yes. SW: Is that a little... Sign in to see full entry.Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 3:21 PM Viewer Feedback (0) (permalink) |