Blogopoly

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A comment on the last blog about woman's underwear

We interupt our usual programming for this little bit of commentary. My wife has come up with a rule that is to be applied if I decide to try and give my input on her underwear selection. It's a simple rule and an effective one. Anything that I pick for her to wear, I have to wear for a day myself... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 20, 2006

At the end of a long day...

Two co-workers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them. “As soon as I walk in the door, I’m going to rip my wife’s panties right off.” “I know the feeling,” the other says. "I've been working so much lately sometimes it feels like I'm not even married any longer." “No,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 16, 2006

If the shoe fits

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Saturday, July 15, 2006

Missionary work in the wild

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi would get together twice a week for coffee to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 10, 2006

This guy just keeps coming back

SuccessWarrior: It's rare that we interview the same person three times but today's guest has gone beyond that and will probably be back again. Welcome back to Blogopoly Mr. President. King George: It's great to be here. SW: So you're spying on Americans again and have implemented a new plan. KG:... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 8, 2006

For my friends in Minnesota

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 7, 2006

I think that most bloggers could be considered Mouse Potatoes

I have to admit that I had never heard this term until today. The term has been added into Webster's Dictionary meaning someone who spends as much time on a computer as a couch potato spends in front of a TV. That's me...and you. There were several words added that I hadn't heard. Himbo, the male... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 19, 2006

The Power Of Money - Your Host Is Still On Break

A crusty looking old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Your Blogopoly Host Is Taking A Break But You Might Enjoy This

Worried about his failing eyesight, a man goes to his optician – who tells him he must stop masturbating. ‘Why?’ asks the man, worriedly, ‘Am I going blind?’ ‘No, your eyesight is fine,’ says the optician, ‘But it upsets the other patients in the waiting room.’ Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 16, 2006

Oops, I Did It Again

SuccessWarrior: So you want some privacy? Britney Spears: Yes, we are people too. SW: What exactly did you think was going to happen when you became famous? BS: I didn't know it was going to be like this. SW: Really? Are you too young to remember Princess Di or are you just stupid? BS: I know what... Sign in to see full entry.

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