Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, February 20, 2014

The Porsche

A person who was looking at the ads section in the newspaper found an interesting offer.It read as follows; '' Porsche in good condition for sale at Rs5000''. The man was dazed and could not believe his eyes. He contacted the seller. He was shown a brand new car. Thinking that something might be... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The eyes

A dandy saw a gorgeous girl walking on the road with enchanting green eyes '' Your eyes! Your eyes!'' muttered the fop. '' What has happened to them?''asked the girl. '' It seems that you have not washed them since you woke up. Go and clean them'' explained the guy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Tooth ache

Mary was suffering from tooth ache since last night. In the morning she went to the dentist who did an extraction. Soon after returning home her mother asked: '' Mary, is the tooth still aching?'' '' I don't know mom '' she replied. '' How come you don't know. Don't answer stupidly'' reacted her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mountain climbing

A man penetrates in to a shop and asks the salesgirl; '' Where are the equipments for mountain climbing please?'' '' Which mountain do you intend to climb Sir?'' questioned the salesgirl?'' '' The Alps'' replied the man '' They are found on the third floor'' explained the salesgirl. As the lift is... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 17, 2014

Koalas& kangaroos

As the schooling year had just started the mistress asked her pupils: '' Can anybody name five animals which begin with the letter''K'' living in Australia?'' One pupil was confident about herself. '' Yes Jane'' said the mistress. '' Three koalas and two kangaroos'' she replied. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, February 16, 2014

Thieves union

In a country there were so many thieves that the Commissioner of Police assembled all the police force to take remedial actions. One cop suggested to the commissioner: '' Sir, I think the thieves must unite themselves in a union'' '' And how will this benefit us?'' asked the boss '' At least we can... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 14, 2014

The rubber

A teacher was correcting the homework of a pupil in mathematics. There were plenty of mistakes in the exercise. ''Ben, I'm annoyed at seeing so many mistakes in your homework.Be more careful next time'' pointed out the teacher. '' But Sir, if there are no errors there will be no rubber'' replied Ben... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Snoring

A woman went to see a doctor for her husband; '' Doctor, my husband snores the whole night while sleeping'' '' So, what's the problem?'' asked the doctor. '' He makes so much noise that I can't sleep'' explained the lady. '' Don't worry Madam. Bring him to me. I will put a silencer in his nose''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Beef Steak

One day Amir's mother prepared beef steak for him. '' So, Amir if you eat your steak you'll be strong like a beef'' she observed. '' But mother you have already given fish to me and I cannot still swim'' remarked Amir. '' Do you want me to throw you in water?'' rebuked his mom. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The two parrots

A man buys two parrots, one red and one green. One day they fly away and land on a tree. The man requests his neighbour to go and recuperate them. But the latter comes back only with only the red one. '' Hey, where is the green one?'' asked the man. '' I've not picked it up because it's not yet... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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