Finally, a viable explanation to life as we know it
I got this in an email, but it's so true. Enjoy! On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past, for this I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about... Sign in to see full entry.