Saturday, October 2, 2004
High School Reunion
We all dread those high school reunions. We all have thoughts and wishes about what we would like to see happen to those that seemed to have it all. Like the "most popular girls" Then and Now
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Wednesday, September 29, 2004
Drug Problem
This is an "oldie" but goodie. DRUG" PROBLEM I had a "drug " problem when I was young. I was drug to Church and Sunday School on Sunday morning. I was drug to weddings and funerals of friends and relatives. If I misbehaved at any of those I was drug outside I was drug to family reunions and expected...
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Saturday, September 25, 2004
Illegal Immigrants
TO EVERY AMERICAN TAXPAYER Lately the Department of Homeland Security has placed emphasis that our borders are not secure and the immigrants coming to America know this. Read On Illegal Immigrants Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say...
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Thursday, September 23, 2004
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?" Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really? Like...
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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
Buying the cow
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you...... Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,.... Just to get a little sausage.
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Tuesday, September 21, 2004
A Tragedy
John Kerry visits a primary school and sits in on one of the classes, which is in the middle of a discussion on words and their meaning. The teacher asks Mr. Kerry if he would like to lead the discussion of the word "tragedy." So, the illustrious senator asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."...
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Saturday, September 18, 2004
Fried Eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE...
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Why Computers Crash You gotta read this out LOUD Why Computers Sometimes Crash! by Dr. Seuss. I f a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to...
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Monday, September 13, 2004
A truck Driver and a State Trooper
A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just see you...
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Saturday, September 11, 2004
Things "NOT" to do during an Interview
The following are from personnel managers across the country of things that applicants have actually done during and interview. "stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application." "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time." "A balding candidate...
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